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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Airplane!

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet, Space Balls


I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.
Mel Brooks

Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Spaceballs

Glue... very powerful stuff.
The Blues Brothers

Best scene = Space Balls

 

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

Star Trek Quotes

 

Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end.
--Spock Star Trek VI Final Frontier

 

No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
--Kirk Star Trek IV Voyage Home

 

"Rumors of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated" -- Picard

 

"Assimilate this!" -- Worf, about to destroy around 10 Borg by firing his phaser rifle at the detached deflector dish

 

You want to run away and blow up the ship, you COWARD!" -- Picard to Worf

 

"If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand!" -- Worf